Tuesday, December 30, 2003

I'm totally fucked!

Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 70%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 46%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 42%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Dependent |||||||||||| 46%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 42%
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Thursday, December 25, 2003

Still The Shit
This is the best post I have seen from Tony in a while.


Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Grandma got run over by a sportfisher
Tonight I watched the first night of what the New York Times calls "one of the top ten holiday happenings in the nation."

Now I will blind you with its splendor.

Enjoy the merriment...the pageantry...the blurriness!

Monday, December 15, 2003

OK, I'll Bite
You're a Vampire! Hisssss! You're the oddball who sits quietly at parties. You rarely speak, but when you do, its usually so crazy that you probably shouldnt have said it at all. You dumb vampire. discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

I will blog something of consequence again someday, I promise.

Saturday, December 06, 2003

Slow Wave
I can now say that I know someone who has inspired a Slow Wave cartoon.

Normally celebrity doesn't impress me...but this is special.

Thursday, December 04, 2003

You will be missed.

Damn Straight!

I suggest, in complete and total seriousness, that certain Christmas songs be banned from public performance during the holiday shopping season. A few popular songs could be selected by legislators and then taken out of rotation during that time. New songs would be chosen each year and the previously selected songs would be re-instated.

This would not prevent people from playing these songs privately in their homes or listening in their cars and thus it seems like a fair compromise.