You've seen them...the ads for M$N 8 with the "cocoons." Everyone is amazed at how BIG the insect is without a single soul being amazed that it can talk.

I actually put something on my site today...a little distraction to help me not feel so bad about not finishing the real site.

I have to figure out how to FTP through a firewall. I am not up to speed on all of this "technology."

I am also hungry. Today I thought that I might enjoy an Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack In The Box, but then I realized that if I ate one, I would die.

That doesn't seem like a justifiable punishment for not finishing my site. So I didn't have one.

I guess I could link to stuff in this post, but I am lazy.

Wait, I guess I already made that clear.

But I am not dead, and that's the important thing.

Dillinger Escape Plan did an EP with Mike Patton that just came out on Epitaph. He adds a new dimension to the polygonal monstrosity that is their music.

If your a fan of DEP or Mr. Patton I suggest you go pick it up.

Internet Mark has embarked on a mission to reinvent his internet presence. He seems to think that this little distraction will excuse the fact that his blog has been dormant for weeks.

Sorry Mark. We're going to need a note from your doctor.

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