Cool Pillow

I always wanted something like it, especially in the summer when lingering heat and a lack of air conditioning made lying in bed about as pleasant as dying from dehydration. I never saw anything that suited my needs so I considered making my own: the Cool Pillow. It was going to be revolutionary. It was going to help millions sleep better in the summertime. It was going to be on QVC and it was going to make me rich!

Sadly, my entrepeneurial spirit was outgunned by someone who had the same idea and the fortitude to design, produce and market it. And according to this review, it doesn't suck.

I guess the bright side of all this is that I could just buy one.

Hot pillows suck.