Nude Celebrities Start War on Porn

Fighting a war on pornography during an increasingly controversial real war seems a little misguided to me.

The only soldier in the war on pornography who has been on the front lines that I can think of is Linda Lovelace. And, last I checked, she still has all of her arms and legs.

Of course I only say that because I am (quite obviously) a pedophile who is addicted to smut.

Oh, and because I'm a terrorist.