That's the last straw.
Maybe Allan can shed some light on this. Personally, I think this low-carb nonsense has gone too far. Want to not be fat? Go fucking exercise. And I don't mean dish the outrageous sums required for a membership to an overcrowded gym. Go walk somewhere. Ride a bike. Do some push-ups. That stuff is free, doesn't take much time, and can be integrated into your daily routine. Then drink some normal wine and enjoy it.
You can't buy good health. You have to earn it.