Remember the Lysistrata Project? Well, I emailed the folks at UCI and expressed an interest. I'm not down with the war. I like theater. College girls are pretty neat. But near as I can tell it never went down.
So, in response to this failed action I have decided to take matters into my own hands. I am going to deny all men sexual relations until these threats of war come to a halt. That combined with Iraqi claims that their weapons have been destroyed should put an end to this nonsense.