Save me from myself
I was intrigued by this yesterday...so I bought a pint, and that's when the madness began. I ate the whole thing, and not in the manner that I have consumed other full pints of Ben and Jerry's. This time I could not stop. I forced myself to put the lid back on. I buried it in the freezer only to feverishly sprint back moments later to renew the glorious flavor once it threatened to vanish from my mouth.
And now I want another. In fact, it's dinner time and it's all I want.
And I don't even have to get in the car to get one.
Damn you Ben.
Curse you Jerry!