Why am I contributing at 1 am? Because there was another in what has been a long, steady stream of fire alarms in this building. This is the second in the last week, both of which have occurred after midnight.

I hope all the tenants reevaluate their decision to live here, that they break their leases and flee. Run to the hills unlucky tenants. Let the echoes of a distant fire alarm spur you on through the darkness and into the warm glow of a happier rental community.